Have You Seen This Ficus?

 Facilitate the Finding of a Fiend!

 

A fiendish felon has filched the ficus from the Ablah foyer, and Circulation feels forlorn without it.  If anyone can identify the felonious foister, phone Circulation that they may find him, fine him, and return the friendly ficus to the foyer in hopes that this ficus-foisting felon might pay for his fondness of filching forestry.